[crying over nbc shows while complaining about how much nbc sucks]
“nancy jo, this is alexis neiers calling, I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. Theres many things that i read in here that were fALSE. Like you saying that I wore 6 inch louboutin heels to court with my tweed skirt when I wore 4 inch little brown bebe shoes-“
“-29 dollars!”
“EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT”
“My mind,” he said, “rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. I can dispense then with artificial stimulants. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation. That is why I have chosen my own particular profession,—or rather created it, for I am the only one in the world.”
jj abrams presents the final cut of stid to the producers
“I’m sorry JJ we can’t market this. It has no naked women in it. You need to insert at least one naked woman in there in order for the film to be profitable. Just stick one in there, anywhere, they won’t be paying attention to the plot anyways they’ll be paying attention to the naked woman what did you think people were paying to see”
“Everything I said. It’s not real. I was just playing the game.”
“I know. And this is just losing.”
